Looking better in black than the widows of her enemies since 1990.

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voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

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astudyintimelords:

A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET

THANK YOU

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briangay:

the first clara

the one in gallifrey

she would have died in the time war

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  • Step 2: Cry
  • Step 3: Open Tumblr
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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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mayorbelle:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

IS THAT TEN

THAT’S NOT JUST TEN
THAT’S THE LIBRARY

mayorbelle:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

IS THAT TEN

THAT’S NOT JUST TEN

THAT’S THE LIBRARY

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ashtooo:

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snokoplasmed:

Sims more like OTP puppet theatre

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lexiegrey:

Goodbye, Sweetie.

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